Keys

I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven ..

Matthew 16:19

Do you like St Peter jokes? Here's one:

A woman dies & finds herself at the Pearly Gates. St Peter is there, and explains heaven works on a points system: you need a million good deed points to get in. 'Well, I worked at a hospital, I was a nurse', says the woman. 

'Great', says St Peter. '1000 points'. 

'Erm, well, I gave to the guy begging at the subway station every time I passed him!' 'Well done', says St Peter, '100 points'. 

'Oh heck', says the woman, realizing she is in trouble. 'At this rate, I'm only gonna get in by the Grace of God!'

'EXACTLY!', says St Peter, putting down his fishing magazine.  'Welcome to heaven! Come on in!'